Big Chief SMASH, aka El Chupacabra, Slowdance Chubby, Johnjo Rayguns, Tuco Ugly, Jay Jay Boogers, Johnny Schmutz, Pinga Swinglow, Goy Boy Shmoov, DOOMBOT NEGATIVE ONE; SECOND TO NONE, Ipso Facto, The Defendant… is a Henson American of mixed Fraggle, Doozer and Monster descent according to unsubstantiated rumors. He’s somewhere between madman and poet in timberland boots. Don’t try to predict his next move. Just when you think he’s zigging left, he’ll shit in your yogurt singing Ave Maria.